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PostSubject: how to break up with your girlfriend in 64 easy steps   Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:10 am

Phase 1:
The build up.

Get a girlfriend, be together for a while, know you're gonna be together forever.
Think you're gonna be together forever.
Assume you're gonna be together for ever.
Start to wonder if you really are gonna be together forever.
Start having sex a lot less often.
Start to get the feeling of drifting apart.



Have an argument about your parents.
Have n argument about her parents.
Notice that other girls have been looking you over.
Start complaining to your friend alot.
Have an argument about your job.
Have an arguement about your clothes.
Never have the idea of who she is talking to on the phone.
Have an arguement about valentine's day
Have an arguement about a frying pan;
Break up.

Phase 2:
The second childhood.

feeling of relieve.
feeling of anticipation.
Feeling of adventure.
Feeling of light stomach.
Start going to lots of parties.
Rediscover all the music you like.
Start dating people casually.
Have a one night stand with the girl you met on the bus.
Start making plans for your new future.
Recieve a drunk dial from your ex-girlfriend while on the way home from a party.
Meet at her place for a drink;
Have sex.

Phase 3:
The back together

talk about how much you've grown.
Talk about how much you've missed each other.
Talk about how much things are better now than before.
Spend at least one major holiday looking at the stars on the rooftop of your apartment building.
Sort of miss the feeling of freedom? But that's okay.
Sort of miss the feeling of adventure? But that's okay.
Sort of miss the feeling of the music you're listening to? But that's okay.
Start not having sex that often again? and that's not quite so okay.
Have a small arguement about a movie.
Have a medium arguement about money.
have a large arguement about weather or not it's important to go to a environmental responsible gas stations.
Have an insane argument that you can never really figure out what was it about..
Break up.

Phase 4
the third childhood
(basically is just like the second childhood with a lot less enthusiasm)
Go out to parties again, but just for the hell of it.
Go out to bars again, but just for the hell of it.
Start getting bored of relieve.
Start getting bored of anticipation.
Start getting bored of adventure.
Start getting bored of all the music you liked.
Call ex-girlfriend with a question you don't really need an answer to, but phrase it in such a way that will certainly indicate how much fun you're having.
Decide that it's time to find a new girlfriend.
Noticed that all the girl who were once looking you over was not looking you over anymore.
Start looking at alot of porn, get kind of depressed.

Phase 5
the recovery

Start to hate being alone.
Start to really hate being alone.
Start to really really absolutely totally hate being alone.
Then, decide that it's time to learn how to be alone.
Get sort of good at being alone.
Get better at being alone.
As soon as you're happy and content about being alone,. get a girlfriend, and repeat everything from phase 1.



Funny hor, but quite true, and guess which stage im in now? =D

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PostSubject: Re: how to break up with your girlfriend in 64 easy steps   Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:17 pm

Phase 5? haha just a guess. bounce
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PostSubject: Re: how to break up with your girlfriend in 64 easy steps   Fri Sep 18, 2009 12:16 am

ROFL!! i dont know myself also AHHAHAHA

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PostSubject: Re: how to break up with your girlfriend in 64 easy steps   Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:48 pm

Phase 1 is a creul phase sia .. . .. . . . it is call FATA . . . . . . . (guess out the meaning) Crying or Very sad Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: how to break up with your girlfriend in 64 easy steps   Sat Sep 26, 2009 12:21 am

Fark And Throw Away
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PostSubject: Re: how to break up with your girlfriend in 64 easy steps   Sun Sep 27, 2009 5:26 pm

Yea , so smart ! xD
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PostSubject: Re: how to break up with your girlfriend in 64 easy steps   Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:58 am

Wah fate!u bo liao or bo liao!siao ah!
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PostSubject: Re: how to break up with your girlfriend in 64 easy steps   Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:16 am

that's what off topic is for ma crazyarmed LOL!!!
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PostSubject: oO   Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:31 pm

... this thread is awesome. really beats watching the simpsons.
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